Still Not Enough Goats

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My name is gwen and I'm an illustrator living in richmond, VA. I draw weird dogs and make text posts. I enjoy shows, comics, cooking, and dead animals (and alive animals)

I am hopelessly in love with richard (we are dating). block #rich tag to avoid grossness.

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New haircut and new jacket ft. stupid cat

Have you seen the one about bug fights where they dub in roars and freeze frame every half second and shit because bug fights are mostly silent and over really fast

no but I am mad now, just thinking about it. Just show it in super slow mo. that’s all u need

Tag(s): #tigts

I hate sensationalized animal documentaries. Animals and nature is cool enough on it’s own, I don’t need anything more exciting than nice footage, unobtrusive music (maybe!) and the narrator calmly explaining what this animal does. Fuckin. I read that once David Attenborough retires the BBC is moving away from that to do Fun, Exciting! ones with limited narration and explanations, that are just fake predator/prey conflicts with shitty dramatic music and it riles me up something fierce. 

Honestly Ice-age times are completely fascinating, and if someone knows of a good documentary about them not designed for children that would be amazing. I don’t care if it has bad CGI as long as it has non-sensationalizing narration

wow yes I know some deer still have fangs!! you doofuses. I am not some entry level deer noob. I wrote a 14 page paper on deer contraception!! I know my deer shit. I’m just saying it’s cool that most deer made the switch. And that ice-age times had some weird obsession with putting huge fangs on EVERYTHING.

OMG SOMEONE BOUGHT THE OPOSSUMS DUVET COVER!!! YOU RASCAL!! PLS SEND PICS!!!

Tag(s): #WOW!

The other incredible thing that no one told me as a kid is that ancient deer had fangs instead of antlers. That’s SO cool! Why wouldn’t you tell a bunch of 8 year olds that; that Saber-tooth Tigers were running down saber-tooth deer. I wanted to know that and no one told me that. I had to learn it reading a book called The Biology and Management of White Tailed Deer. That’s pretty dense for an 8 year old.

Just a suggestion but coffee staining comes out very similarly to the color or the antelopes thighs. It’s pretty rad.

The shorts are actually bright orange to start with, so idk how that affects things! But if tea staining fails I’ll give it a shot. I just never have coffee around cause I’m not a coffee drinker really!

WE DO???WE HAVE ANTELOPE FOR REAL?????? NOBODY TOLD ME THIS BEFORE I GREW UP IN THE MIDWEST WTF

Not only that but they’re the fastest animal in the western hemisphere!! They can zoom along at 60/70 mph because they evolved to outrun ancient cheetahs! Also they have the CUUUTEST fluff-butts, I’ve seen them out in utah, they’re amazing and noo one mentions them. American tragedy.

Anonymous said: is there any chance you would do a costume (nothing fancy, just ears and tail) commission?

Maybe! Honestly there are 10001 fursuity crafty folk who’d do a better job than me, and much faster. But if you really can’t find anyone better send me a message off anon and we could chat ‘bout it??

Tag(s): #Anonymous